This is the official documentation for the Spring-Loaded-Springer 2024, the world's most advanced, utterly unnecessary piece of office equipment.
With its patented spring-loaded mechanism, this baby can launch anything from staplers to staplers to staplers (yes, we're serious). Don't ask, just buy.
**Springer Stats:** * **Launch Velocity:** 3000 ft/s (optional: 3010 ft/s for +$100) * **Stapler Capacity:** 1000+ (dependent on the number of times you press the button) * **Power Source:** 9V DC, or 2x4 AA (we recommend the latter for maximum ergonomic comfort)